February 2012
1 post
January 2012
15 posts
When my phone doesn't have enough battery to let...
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Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
December 2011
26 posts
I'm not gonna lie, it does NOT feel like...
juiceforbonkerishmitsubishis:
afroseph:
Nor did it ever feel like Christmas.
I swear, it’s like someone stole all the Christmas spirit or something. I’ve been feeling a disturbance in the force
When school lets out for summer:
okguysactnatural:
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec. We're on hold.
Murderer: K.
“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...”
– William Shakespeare
November 2011
42 posts
People are so afraid of things losing it’s meaning once it is said. Like colors fading away if left out in the sun for the world to see. I hate it. I hate how everyone’s so reserved. I hate not knowing. I hate how people hide things to themselves and shut away every part about human. What’s the point of keeping any meaning in anything if all everyone does with it is hide it. I wear my heart, and I...
Teacher: I am beautiful. What tense is this?...
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